Designer & Overal Genius...Well, So He Thinks

- Meet Joe "Web" Blog Coming Soon -

You know that joke where people say if you look up some word in the dictionary you’ll see a picture of them or the person they are talking about? I’m the guy whose picture is actually next to the definition of genius. Have you looked at the definition lately? No? Well, go look it up. Hey, don’t go and have a sneezing fit while you drag that bulky, dusty dictionary off your bookshelf, just do what I do: Google it! There are several definitions of genius, all describing me perfectly. I’ve got an exceptional natural capacity of intellect in original, creative works, a high IQ (results still pending, how long until they come in the mail? My SAT score came faster…), a distinctive personality, and of course the most important one, the ladies love me. Okay so the last isn’t as scientific as the others or really related to the definition of genius, but my eyes can melt the heart of even the coldest person. Just stare into my eyes…

Still reading, huh? Waiting for me to spill my life story? I would, but see I’ve got this pending multi-million dollar book deal that the CIA has to censor first because of our previous “relationship”. Actually, I’m just a regular guy who knows he’s really good at his job. I just moved to Michigan and love it here. I’m a big fan of the Great Lakes, so when I’m not designing on the web I enjoy being outdoors on a boat, hiking along some paths, or roasting some marshmallows on a bon fire. I’m a great listener, love long walks on the beach at sunset, and chocolate covered…oh, ahem… this isn’t my personal ad so let’s move on to my new abode.

Okay, so Joe "Web" certainly is a little...outspoken! Well, when you take as much pride in your work as he does, his presence is a welcome addition to our team. Joe is just a regular guy, like many "Joe" references made before him.

The New Face Of Webfective Technologies LLC

Joe "Web" is a huge part of our marketing initiatives! He will be featured on every piece of literature we distribute. If you would like to book him for your upcoming party event, please let us know.

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